Top 80 Clean Pick-Up Lines
- Hi, I'm [name] and you are...gorgeous!
- Hi, I'm [name], how do you like me so far?
- Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
- Can you catch? because I think I'm falling in love with you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other girls look really bad.
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
- Are you sure you're wearing make-up?
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
- I feel like Richard Gere, and I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
- Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
- Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
- If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now.
- Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
- Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
- Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
- Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
- You must be a heck of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
- If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fine Print!
- You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.
- Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
- Is your name Gillette? Cause you look like the best a man can get.
- You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
- I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.
- I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
- Hey baby what's your sign?
- So... How am I doin'?
- Can I flirt with you?
- Where have you been all my life?
- Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
- Excuse me, do you live around here often?
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? "No." Well then, please start.
- Do you think I need my library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
- You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
- Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
- Do you like raisins? How about a date?
- I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
- I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
- If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?
- I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
- Hey, don't I know you? Oh yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
- Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.
- Inheriting one million dollars means so little when you have a weak heart.
- What was that? "What?" It was the sound of my heart breaking.
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
- Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And I'm lost at sea.
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
- Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
- I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
- When I said I'd die single, I only meant that I didn't think I'd live long enough until I found you.
- Is there a rainbow? Cause you're the treasure I've been searching for.
- If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would walk in my garden forever.
- [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
- Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?
- (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
- Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
- How was heaven when you left it?
- I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
- Wow. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
- I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
- Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
- Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
- Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
